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-From BBC News
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After [...]

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Did I ever mention that I am severely “PAEDOPHOBIC”
Paedophobia is the fear or infants and young children. I don’t trust them. I’d rather sleep in a pit of venomous snakes than spend 5 minutes alone with a baby.
Babies are evil and must be stopped.
Forget about the threat of suicide bombers and nuclear [...]

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The Fine Print

or maybe I am just getting old. 

I am amazed in this day and age of modern marketing that almost every shampoo company has decided the least important words to put on their bottles are “shampoo” and “conditioner.”  I don’t wear glasses, and I am reasonably intelligent and perceptive, but when I am in the shower I [...]

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Zombie survival tip #231

Concerning range vs. accuracy:
“Studies have shown that given the trauma of battle, the closer a human is to a zombie, the wilder his shooting will be. When practicing with your firearm(s), establish a maximum range for repeated accuracy. Practice against moving targets in ideal (stress-free) conditions. Once that range is fixed, divide it by half. [...]

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