-From BBC News
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After [...]
Archive for the ‘Zombies’ Category
Zombies are real. Seriously.
Posted in Zombies, health, tagged cambodia, malaria, Zombies on July 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Babies Are Creepy Part 1
Posted in Zombies, creepy, eat me, reflections on April 18, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Did I ever mention that I am severely “PAEDOPHOBIC”
Paedophobia is the fear or infants and young children. I don’t trust them. I’d rather sleep in a pit of venomous snakes than spend 5 minutes alone with a baby.
Babies are evil and must be stopped.
Forget about the threat of suicide bombers and nuclear [...]
The Fine Print
Posted in Zombies, quickies, sucks, tagged bad ideas, conditioner, shampoo on April 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
or maybe I am just getting old.
I am amazed in this day and age of modern marketing that almost every shampoo company has decided the least important words to put on their bottles are “shampoo” and “conditioner.” I don’t wear glasses, and I am reasonably intelligent and perceptive, but when I am in the shower I [...]
Zombie survival tip #231
Posted in Zombies, tagged undead, Zombies on April 13, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Concerning range vs. accuracy:
“Studies have shown that given the trauma of battle, the closer a human is to a zombie, the wilder his shooting will be. When practicing with your firearm(s), establish a maximum range for repeated accuracy. Practice against moving targets in ideal (stress-free) conditions. Once that range is fixed, divide it by half. [...]