BELLEVUE, Ohio — Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act. According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic [...]
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THIS GUY FUCKED A PICNIC TABLE…
Posted in first loves, funny ha ha, housewares, quickies, unrealized potential on April 9, 2008 | 4 Comments »
i like turtles
Posted in art, funny ha ha, general, hobbies, housewares, mental concepts, Uncategorized on March 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
turtles I like ‘em.
I’m amazing.
Posted in housewares on March 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
This is my first post from my new Macbookpro. You may notice that my posts from here on seem a lot more brilliant and downright wittier. I really am amazing right this very second. (whoops, now it passed) *back to fast forwarding through the people I can’t stand on American Idol to get to the [...]
coffee
Posted in funny ha ha, housewares on March 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I love you coffee. You make me feel real. You make me cry and feel vulnerable…. I am yours. I will never forget you. I will never cheat on you. Dr. Pepper isn’t cheating? That’s pop. I need pop with my popcorn…. Anyway, coffee would never judge me. I would never quit you… besides, your [...]
new fridge.
Posted in housewares on March 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »
__ I got a new fridge today. The old one was making a high pitched shrill that was slowly driving me mad. It told me to do terrible things… which I refused to do. But it did have a way… it had been around the block a few times, and it knew I was a [...]
