bradford pear trees, the flowers, emit the most wretched, humid smell of ejaculate. clusters of them line my condo yard and walk to work. this time of year, at least botanically, makes me feel like i’m trapped in the midst of a gay sex orgy as that’s the only situation in which i imagine being assaulted with thick, overwhelming amounts of semen odor.
yey for bunnies and flowers!
I already had a girl ruin the taste of mushrooms for me…..
humid smell of ejaculate? Wow, that’s awesome. I always thought they smelled like dog piss or maybe the air out of a tire. Hmmm….come to think it…..those are all the same things. Thanks for clarifying that fuel.
i’m drowning in bradford pear. seriously. go sniff one and tell me it doesn’t smell like white rushin’.