Our lawn was starting to look like the amazon rain forrest so Katie and I decided it was time to purchase a lawnmower so we could cut down the foot of grass surrounding our house. We decided we wanted to get an electric mower because it is more environmentally friendly than a gas powered mower, and we would save some Benjamin’s by not having to buy gas for the mower. We also decided that it would be best to get a cordless mower to avoid a mower blade meets power cord scenario.
We found a really great mower at Sears but it was on back order and they had zero clue when more would arrive. I don’t really understand how a store can operate under the “shit just shows up randomly and we sell it” policy. Shouldn’t stores order products based on the rules of supply and demand? It just seems like Sears is losing out on a ton of potential business because they suck at keeping inventory. Or maybe I just got some lazy dumbass that didn’t know how to check when the next shipment would arrive. I’m guessing it was a little of both. Fucking Sears.
After a couple hours of hunting we found a cordless electric mower at Home Depot for $317. We ended up buying the floor model because they were out of stock, and it would take a couple days before they would have any more in stock. Let me point out that Home Depot DID know when more mowers would be in stock. Fucking Sears. Let me also point out that Sears would NOT sell me the floor model. Sears is a fucking cock tease. Sears is like a hooker sitting at the bus stop with her legs spread eagle but she’s holding a sign that reads “sorry boys, it’s my day off.”
Sears never has anything on stock. I think Sears is just a giant display room for all of the other stores in town.
Me: We would like to purchase this lawn mower?
Sears: Sorry Buddy, That mower is out of stock.
Me: Do you know when one will be available?
Sears: Sorry, I’m a complete moron and I have no fucking clue when another mower will show up. Our computers just have little flickering lights on the screen. They don’t even work. We just look at them and push buttons and pretend we know what we are doing.
Me: Could you sell us the floor model.
Sears: No.
Me: What about the refurbished mower? Does it come with a bagger?
Sears: No. Those cost like $40.
Let me point out that the used lawnmower with the $40 bagger costs more than the brand new lawn mower. And they didn’t offer to pull the bagger from the floor model to make the sell. Fucking Sears.
Anyway….
I ended up getting a homelite 20 inch cordless electric mower. You can go to the link below if you want to know all of the specifications and read the product reviews.
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100612273
Overall I give the mower 4 out of 5 stars.
The mower is really easy to switch on and off. You don’t have to pull a fucking cord 50 times to get the damn mower to start. The mower doesn’t give off any exhaust or big black clouds of smoke, and the engine is extremely quiet compared to most gas powered mowers. The mower also has a single level height control that makes adjusting the blade height extremely quick and easy.
I cut the grass in the backyard in about 10 minutes and it worked beautifully. I was feeling really great about my new purchase. But the grass in the backyard wasn’t nearly as wild or tall or thick as the grass in the front yard.
I had to raise the blade to the highest setting in order to get the mower to cut the grass without stalling out. I figured I could always make a second pass if I wanted to cut the grass any shorter. Once I adjusted the blade the mower worked beautifully.
My yard is a pretty good size and the mower ended up running out of juice right as I finished up the front yard. The mower is suppose to have an average mowing time of 45 minutes. It took me about an hour to mow the lawn. If you have a large yard it might take multiple charges to mow your entire yard. Unfortunately, it takes 15 HOURS to fully charge the battery.
The mower isn’t self propelled and it is just as heavy as your standard gas mower, so it took a little more elbow grease to push the mower around than I expected. I remember mowing my grandma’s lawn as a kid and that fucking thing would take off like a rocket and drag my scrawny ass across the yard. But I would have liked a little bit of that rocket fuel today. My body is a complete wreck. I’m out of shape. after 15 minutes I thought I was going to die. I couldn’t breathe, my clothes were soaked with sweat. My eyes burned from the rivers of sweat dripping down my face. My knees hurt from going up and down the hilly terrain. So if you have a history of heart failure you might not want to own this mower.
PROS
Better for the environment and the pocket book (no need for gas or oil)
No more trips to the gas station for gas and oil.
No need to store gas or oil in your house or garage
The mower is easy to recharge and only requires a standard wall outlet.
3-in-one Mulch, side discharge, and rear bagger.
Single lever height adjustment (1 3/4 in to 3 3/4 in cutting height range)
Easy to turn on and off.
CONS
Battery takes 15 hours to charge and only lasts 45 minutes.
The mower is NOT self propelled. More elbow grease required to push the mower around.
Doesn’t have the POWER that a gas mower has and has difficulty cutting tall grass.
Overall, I think the mower was a great purchase and it passed a very grueling test. I’m just glad I don’t have to use my old fashioned push mower all the time. That thing was a real bitch to use.
